Hiatus

College. I am entering my late 20s, which makes me a late-bloomer to this college thing, but I am on track to graduate sooner than any member of my family. My first job was as a VB programmer.

Here are my college tips:

College is a lifestyle. It is kind of like a march through a minefield. Sometimes you will get popped. The way people live in college his highly illegal and highly unhealthy in the long run. Keith Richards is some sort of freak- his lifestyle isn’t something you would want to do over time.

If you get out without a legal issue, you will have some personality ones. People work doubles and then try to pull off studying and people wonder why Adderall is popular.

-Take as much AP as possible in HS.

-CLEP testing

-Community college

-Pick your four-year school wisely

Drop out if you have to. You can always come back. Consider vocational training or a two-year degree. Expand your resume. Don’t get stuck in food service unless you are a well-paid manager.

Don’t get fucked over by landlords.

Debt isn’t good. Avoid it until your last two years. Pick your major. Stick to it, drop out if you need to find yourself. This isn’t your education. You will have to get that on your own.

Why get a degree if its worthless? To emigrate, become and officer in the military, or become a manger. Be careful with this last one- you can just work hard and get this without the degree.

The Death of the 4th Estate

Media is collectively stabbing our reason to death. I cannot watch more than a segment of news without erupting in a rage or bursting into incredulous laughter.

I have re-named the major outlets as follows:

Fascist Obfuscation Xenophobia

Communicating Nothing News

Maoist Socialism Nationally Broadcast Corporately.

Crime Simulcast Publicly to an Apathetic Nation

I hope the names in the post get the point across and I don’t have to explain why Fox needed a NINA sign for the day O’Reilly jumped ship or why I liked Al Sharpton better when he was fat or why the whoever the fuck CNN puts on these days isn’t worth your time.

What is the American media, and what does it want?

The media has again proved itself a pack of bloodthirsty hounds

The media is pushing a product: the victim.

This is not just the ‘liberal’ media. The media loves victims.

It wants you to worry about the economy, and a job, instead of making your own business.

It wants you to get a degree, instead of educating yourself.

It wants you programmed with weak music.

It wants you disarmed, on the dole.

It wants you to fear those brown guys, wherever they are. While they are at it, also some Chechens.

Worry about fuel prices, instead of getting yourself off the grid.

That sick feeling you get every day when you have to deal with the idiotic behavior in today's society? You are just crazy. Here are some drugs that they SWEAR are better for you than that evil devil weed that is illegal for your own good.

It wants you to chase after that male or female whore, whatever your sex or persuasion. Whatever you do, be an adolescent the rest of your life. It wants you addicted.

The History channel is living up to its acronym which now represents the favorite recreation of their viewers. You can watch it blame everything on aliens and you can even see Tornado Bait Television about pawn shops.

Look at the recent Jody Arrias story. Here is what happened: a petite woman killed a fully fit young man and cut hit throat. It was his fault. The real story here: pick the right mate, and learn some basic self-defense. It is common to even small animals, let alone hand-to-hand combat proficiency.

Look at the three women abducted and held for ten years. The real story: do not raise your daughters to be victims. A woman choked and raped by an ex-boyfriend and a local police department that could not respond. The real story: learn to defend yourself and take responsibility for those you associate with.

 Too bad Casto didn’t try to abduct Jody. Then we would have real info-tainment