Dear Mr Perry,
We the citizens of Texas write with a
grave concern that is near and dear to our hearts. We must not, as a
state, export another douchebag as president. Sure, you may rightly
object that Mr Bush Jr was a Connecticut yankee. But damn Rick, in
your case we couldn't blame you on the east coast elite. Without a
valid excuse Texas would have to take full responsibility for you as
president. We can only imagine the entire country run like this state
under your leadership- mass welfare lines, job creation led by
McDonalds, organized crime and violence oozing over the borders like
that discharge from your urethra you should probably have checked
out. Not to mention the legal system that would make Judge Freisler
proud. Theres also the immigration thing which is an auxiliary issue
to the organized crime issue mentioned earlier. But Rick, think of
your state, even if you didn't during your administration.
Not only the country but the whole
world would have Texas to blame for your allowing you to run for that
powerful and un-sacred office, sullying the reputation of the
proudest state in the union. Hell then maybe Texas would have to
secede in shame from the union if you were elected. Do you know how
gay of you it was to deepthroat that corndog? It wasn't attractive
when that anne rice-vampire-IRS-bitch Bachmann did it and certainly
wasn't for anyone in this country when you did except for the
majority of the playgirl readership community. And we know those
church girls like Bachmann have no gag reflex, but whats your excuse?
No Texan I know would be caught dead that far into yankee country
performing illicit sex acts on an unsuspecting meat dish. Do you
think a cocksucker could ever be taken seriously in international
affairs? We all know, Rick Sucker of Dicks, that Uncle Sam is the
suckee. As a sucker, if not of phalluses, then of the
internationalists who anointed you at the last Bilderberg conference,
you have lost your qualifications to be president.
Its not the obvious gayness that
bothers Texans, but the fakeness. After the Obama administration we
require honesty from our politicians, and for you, this would start
with honesty concerning whether your public image matches the
reality of your personal life. As Frederich Nietzsche once said,
“Become what you are”. Become what you are Mr. Perry, become what
you are.
P.S- it is now clear why you would
attend a camp called n***erhead. You must've been enraptured in some
fantasy about a massive purple headed yogurt slinger the entire time.
Sincerely,
Texas
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