Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Texas History, Post-7th Grade

Anglos described by one Spanish official:
'Nomadic like Arabs....distinguished only from savages in their color, language and cunning'

New Spain had a five million population with half being Indians. Interesting fact for someone claiming a low number for the native inhabitants of North America.



The Texas Revolution
There was not much that was done in Texas that was revolutionary, though people use the words revolution, rebellion, and separatism to mean the same thing. It was an attempt to break away from a national government, not to remake society.

The myth of the Texas revolution has about as much in common with the reality of the events in 1836 as the movie 300 would with the events described by Herodotus. It event has its basic racial stereotypes (The Persians are black for some reason in the movie; the depiction of Mexicans is decidedly negative in the 'Texas Revolution myth' even though they too rebelled against Santa Anna), Davy Crockett was the subject of several 'dime-novels'(comics can be considered to be descended from these). The idea of an actual race war is implicit in the accounts of the Texas Revolution. There are wider issues of an American populace used to federalism and a legal-system based on common law. But these following quotes will help illuminate the attitudes that led both sides to the conflict.

A war of barbarism and of despotic principles, waged by the Mongrel Spanish-Indian and negro race against the anglo-american race”
Stephen Austin, quoted pg 134
David Weber Refighting the Alamo: Mythmaking and the Texas Revolution
Major Problems in Texas History

I looked upon the Mexicans as scarce more than apes”
-Noah Smithwich, pg 135
David Weber Refighting the Alamo: Mythmaking and the Texas Revolution
Major Problems in Texas History

But to be fair the racism stream ran had two banks.

Just as the Goths, Ostrogoths, Alans and other tribes devastated Rome.....”
-Report of a Mexican Committee on Foreign Relations, pg 135
David Weber Refighting the Alamo: Mythmaking and the Texas Revolution
Major Problems in Texas History

So clearly, during his own life Crockett was a subject of myth. So any battle involving him will be easier to deal with than the complex figure of Sam Houston. The defeat is celebrated because the example of heroic sacrifice is for some reason more powerful. There is a monument at Thermopylae which to paraphrase its actual content says 'O Stranger passing by, Tell Sparta that obedient to her laws here we lie'. The monument at Plataea is just a melted down column made of Persian weapons. It is more entertaining and grand a subject to speak of a battle involving the Persian King himself in a small mountain pass against an outnumbered Greek force than it is to discuss a battle involving more equal numbers being led by Mardonius, a mere general. Romans talked more about Cannae than Zama; more about Teutoberg Wald than Germanicus recovering the standards. Single events like battles, especially ones that involve last stands, are easier to focus on. So in that vein, the Alamo is an oversimplified example of the Texas revolution which lends itself to myth-making due to the self-sacrifice of the defenders involved. San Jacinto was a battle which was chosen by Houston after he had followed a Fabian strategy. Historians generally do not pay attention to battles fought in this manner, not even those of Fabius himself. Historians all wish they were poets; and they speak most eloquently about that which lends itself to myth and couplets more so than prose.
The myth will change with the racial composition of Texas. It will never be an inversion of the White supremacy inherent in its older forms , but it will change to focus on a state rebelling against a tyrannical central government, especially with the emerging crises of the next decade appearing to be controversies over federalism on such issues as Obamacare, Gay Rights, the 2nd Amendment, Marijuana legalization and such.

Monday, February 17, 2014

A Conversation With My Gender

There was a Clitoris Memo sent out awhile back. Read it.
Cunnilingus- this is a must. If she tastes bad, wash it down with a good drink, or date a woman with a better diet.
Passively watching sports is not manly. Working out to look like the guy in Men's Health is the male equivalent of chicks wanting to look like broads in Sports Illustrated. Get a good workout or participate in some sort of martial arts, especially if you follow individual combat sports. But if you are sitting on your ass watching football which is only grown men in tights playing with balls- we are waiting for you and Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.
Strippers are overrated. If you don't believe me, wait until you get crabs in your eye from an all nude club or take one of these ladies home and get a nice surprise when your hand soap smells like badly aged vag vinegar.
If you missed out on the genetic lottery and don't have enough equipment- well we can't all win.
If you are running around talking about the game, you aren't a player. The ones with the most game are those who claim they are not in the game at all. Then again, you might want to think about romance, which is the core of every person's existence whether they are male or female or something in-between(whether they admit it or not), as a subject you ought not to refer to as a game. After all we all matured past that high school bullshit. Right?


Addendum:
Apparently there are a bunch of people angry about some Coke Commercial saying it is un-'Murican. Right, because companies totally care about countries, and are otherwise patriotic and have never done things like finance the Nazis, built up the Soviet Union, or economically devastated domestic industry. And I'm sure the reason your fatass should stop drinking cokes is that the commercial pissed you off. You can always trust beverages that got their name during the patent medicine era from having cocaine in them. Truth is, carbonated drinks are totally unnecessary for humans to consume.