There was a Clitoris Memo sent out
awhile back. Read it.
Cunnilingus- this is a must. If she
tastes bad, wash it down with a good drink, or date a woman with a
better diet.
Passively watching sports is not manly.
Working out to look like the guy in Men's Health is the male
equivalent of chicks wanting to look like broads in Sports
Illustrated. Get a good workout or participate in some sort of
martial arts, especially if you follow individual combat sports. But
if you are sitting on your ass watching football which is only grown
men in tights playing with balls- we are waiting for you and Tom
Cruise to come out of the closet.
Strippers are overrated. If you don't
believe me, wait until you get crabs in your eye from an all nude
club or take one of these ladies home and get a nice surprise when
your hand soap smells like badly aged vag vinegar.
If you missed out on the genetic
lottery and don't have enough equipment- well we can't all win.
If you are running around talking about
the game, you aren't a player. The ones with the most game are those
who claim they are not in the game at all. Then again, you might want
to think about romance, which is the core of every person's existence
whether they are male or female or something in-between(whether they
admit it or not), as a subject you ought not to refer to as a game.
After all we all matured past that high school bullshit. Right?
Addendum:
Apparently there are a bunch of people
angry about some Coke Commercial saying it is un-'Murican. Right,
because companies totally care about countries, and are otherwise
patriotic and have never done things like finance the Nazis, built up
the Soviet Union, or economically devastated domestic industry. And
I'm sure the reason your fatass should stop drinking cokes is that
the commercial pissed you off. You can always trust beverages that
got their name during the patent medicine era from having cocaine in
them. Truth is, carbonated drinks are totally unnecessary for humans
to consume.
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